Follow me at miriamsayshii.tumblr.com
It’s my new colour blog. A variety of stuff, some pastel and grunge and just a little bit of everything :)
Girl: I’m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don’t you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
Fuck, that’s hilarious

(Source: vintagemuslimah, via peterpan-g-o-n-3-w-i-l-d)
Actually, probably my friend Jordan’s. It’s awesome because his blog is like an actual blog with a whole bunch of text posts and a lot of them are really cool stories and such. Check it out here.